I’m pretty convinced that if Lara and Sam’s roles were switched the entire game would consist of Sam yelling at the player “FUCK YOU I’M NOT DOING THAT”
“YOU WANT ME TO LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE FUCK YOU”
“YOU WANT ME TO PULL THIS POLE OUT OF ME FUCK YOU”
“WOLVES? nO FUCK YOU”
“ARE YOU HIGH THERE ARE LIKE FIFTY GUYS WITH GUNS IM NOT GOING DOWN THERE”
“DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE WONDER WOMAN I CANT MAKE THAT JUMP"
“SNEAK AROUND AN ENEMY CAMP WITH MY HANDS TIED BEHIND ON BACK NO I THINK ILL JUST SIT HERE THANKS”
I never really got why scaling the
fucking wall was okay among the Orlesian nobles. Ehh, maybe its normal courtesy
among them I don’t know. But they will disapprove of you being gone for few minutes
Raidin Tombs 